rehabdr0p0ut asked: I officially love you and your shirt fyi
someone with a defined bone structure would be nice around about now.
swear david cameron hates students with this minimum priced alcohol
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
gothbaby: omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian” im cRying