hold your horses

meladoodle:

i’m charging you for the murder of mrs. jenkins… that’ll be 8 dollars please.

i’d suck dick for a lot of things now that i think about it

thesnowinthedarkness:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

deppinmypants:

johnny depp has turned 50 today and i can confirm that i’d still tap dat ass

pokemon-personalities:

there’s no longer blood flowing through my veins

only video games

pokemon-personalities:

there’s no longer blood flowing through my veins

only video games