larastonesbitch:

Imaan Hammam by Theo Wenner for Self Service, Issue 47

straightwhiteboystexting:

valleyblackgirl

“U fuck with drake?”

zkac:

unfortunately yeah

belairbeautyqueen:

“Oh my God, you look like the 4th of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad…”

Legally Blonde 2 (2003)

thenatsdorf:

Ostrich and caretaker do a happy dance. [full video]

roxolotl:

me: oh man this song is really good, i should listen to more songs by the same artist

my brain: Absolutely not. you shall only listen to that one fucking song over and over again for like 6 hours.

me: Understandable have a great day

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theycallmebigpussy:

theawesomeadventurer:

flacomexicano:

i’m a grower not a show-er
what do this mean u might ask?
means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet
anyway
the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy”
the downside?
if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

why is this formatted like a poem

Because it is one

tastefullyoffensive:

Pompkin (by DoggieDoc83)